Lonely no more

What does a girl need in the dead of summer in Vancouver, with her nearest and dearest spread out all over the world, and no nine-to-fiver to occupy her time?

No, no, no, not a gym membership, Mom.

What I need is an Asahi Beerbot!



This perfect little companion will store your beer all summer and, with the push of a button, pour you a cool one when it's time to celebrate your triumphs or seek comfort during the lows. It even pauses twice to adjust the tilt of your glass so that the head pours just so. And did I mention the programmable Japanese exclamations? Hello awesome!! Now only if it could walk and hold your hand...