Where's your turkey?
I realize I haven't eaten Thanksgiving dinner yet. It's tomorrow. At 6 o'clock. But I'm writing this in advance because I know I'll be too comatose to do so when the reality of a 10 pound turkey with borscht and sides hits me. Hits me hard.
Whoa. So. Much. Food.
Must force myself to dance in the living room to Elton John, and fight the urge to pass out on the couch rubbing my belly. Gahhhhhhh. Limbs. Not. Responding. To. Requests.
posted by Sharon at 1:48 a.m.
2 Comments:
I didnt eat turkey... i ate ham... does that count??
Jambon counts! But only if it's real. Not if it's from a can. I'm talking real, thug, ham from the street.
Post a Comment
<< Home