hug your future!

I'm on the letter-fucking-P of this stupid BC law firm articling book FOR CRYING OUT LOUDER. 9 letters left in the alphabet. 2928309248092 cover letters to mail merge. 2928309248092 PFO's coming back to me in the mail. Bloop!

Now, if I could only be more like Monsieur Van Kay, who got offered articling! They were right: the Polack clearly is the brains of this operation. HURRAH you! I'll bake you a Congragucake! And you can wash it down with some fine binbiru! And then we can run around the town flaunting your employment to the world! You are the future Van Kay, the FUTURE, ya hear?!